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Nov 07
2008
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I revolted at eleven and began a 30 plus year quest to find the perfect barber. Recently though, in my quest to save more money into my health savings account I decided to give Betty, my barber, a little vacation and let my wife cut my hair.
The first haircut she gave me was disasterous and fully documented in an article on this site entitled "Hair Savings Account," and the second haircut, well that one was nearly apocalyptic and covered in "Health Savings Accounts and my Left Ear."
Because of the partial skinning I received last go round, it has taken longer for my hair to recover. My wife, on the other hand still hasn't.
Still looking for ways to save, after considering allowing my teenaged daughter to have a run at it, or maybe that lady who I see walking around my house once a month reading the meter, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
I got out my Conair turbo pet grooming sheers, dropped a number 7 on them and let her rip. It was absolutely exhilarating. As a guy I felt like friggin' Rambo. In control, self sufficient, even able to give himself his own haircut. Now I did have to deal with hair pretty much everywhere. It was kind of like being in a New York tickertape parade. Hair flying in my ears, all over my face, I was just covered up. I was spitting out hair the whole time and I'm pretty sure it was multiplying as it fell toward the ground.
Now, you may be thinking, big whip, he just shaved his head. Hardly. Cut and style baby, and if I say so myself it looks good. Real good. Well at least the parts I can see.
Are self haircuts a good idea? Well, finding creative ways to save more money into one's Health Savings account is a good idea. If I could figure out how to get my wife to do her own hair; now that would be big bucks but I don't see that happening. With the right tools, a good vacuum cleaner, independence and creativity, you will be amazed at how you can save more into your HSA.



